Abundant peaceful blessings from a new age, pretentious, Californian vegan hippie!
That just sounds so much like me. The "new age, pretentious, Californian vegan hippie" was meant as a slight in a review about a comedy audio book, but I claim it. I AM it. (Okay, so California is about half a mile and across a river away from me at the moment! Ugh!) But I claim it anyways! And the sample of the comedy audio book was not at all about people like me. The review must have been left by some backwards, stuffy, old, moth ball infested grump, stuck in the past!
Some people just set me off!